You guys probably won't like anything I say. Try as I might, I'm just not very funny.

I have some opinions on things I know nothing about. For this, I apologize as sincerely as it is possible to be sincere about an apology to strangers I probably won't even interact with. I'm a bit scared to touch the forums, because I don't want to sound stupid to everybody here... which will definitely happen at some point if I do. But I guess I should try. I need to get good at the whole /typing online to a bunch of people who are either comically smarter or dumber than I. I hope to write something for this site sometime, for that lovely $100 dollars.

:D I look most forward to articles by John Cheese. I like the other writers too, but he is my favorite. I won't disrespect any of the other writers because I like him or don't like something they wrote, though. I won't argue that out with anyone. It's just an opinion.