STinG

Discovery Zone

Real Name:

STinG

Member Since:

January 19, 2009

About Me

I'm a man of several tastes. I'm not racist, yet I use several racist terms. I rob casinos, torture others by making them listen to Enya, make blueprints for a time machine, try to build the time machine and kill as many samurais as possible.

My partners include Indiana Jones, Bruce and Brandon Lee, Dr. Emmett Brown, Harry Dresden, Lazaro Del Rio and formerly Fritz the Cat (R.I.P.).

My arch-enemies include Al Gore, Zack Snyder, Peter Lau (and that slant-eyed prick knows why), Jet Li, Kerry King, Lars Ulrich, Hot Topic employees and Christopher Nolan (but only 'cause I'm jealous of that limey punk's genius).

Alan Moore is to me as Knuckles is to Sonic. Which, by the by, Alan, if you're reading this, I'm sincerely sorry for asking you to autograph my DVD copy of V for Vendetta... twice.

No, the person who took my picture did not leave the room alive.