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  • Real Name: Minerva Xanadu
  • Location: Mars
  • Member Since: October 25th, 2009 07:03 pm
  • Last Seen: June 22nd, 2016 01:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: Pueri stupidi sunt. Eos lapidate.
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I'm a 20-year-old history major who goes to a women's college. That means that 90% of my time involves being surrounded by more attractive women than you will ever meet in your lifetime.


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