PorterWay

Ohio

Real Name:

PorterWay

Member Since:

April 19, 2010

About Me

Born in raised in the victorious Union state of Oregon. I was kidnapped by the T-3500 or the baddest motherfucking hotpocket-machine I've EVER seen, and told that if I didn't find a site called "cracked.com" and I didn't [TRY] Writing for them, I'd be killed.