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  • Real Name: OmegaFlaire
  • Location: Hell, Louisiana
  • Member Since: August 18th, 2008 08:40 pm
  • Last Seen: November 18th, 2010 09:12 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm not looking at Internet Porn right now...seriously, i'm not...STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!
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About OmegaFlaire

I really don't know what to put here, so i'll just make stuff up.

I enjoy long back rubs from my Swedish Maid, who also happens to be a Nympho, and she has only 8% body fat, and it's all in her boobs, and she doesn't exist. I eventually want to make some sweet, sweet love...I mean Comedy, yeah, Comedy for Cracked. Who knows, maybe i can get me a little because i can say, "Hey baby, I write for Cracked, now can i please feel your boobs?" I think i also say the word "Boobs" too much. Hmm...boobs.


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