I really don't know what to put here, so i'll just make stuff up.
I enjoy long back rubs from my Swedish Maid, who also happens to be a Nympho, and she has only 8% body fat, and it's all in her boobs, and she doesn't exist. I eventually want to make some sweet, sweet love...I mean Comedy, yeah, Comedy for Cracked. Who knows, maybe i can get me a little because i can say, "Hey baby, I write for Cracked, now can i please feel your boobs?" I think i also say the word "Boobs" too much. Hmm...boobs.
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