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  • Real Name: OlderThanDirt
  • Location: Right behind you
  • Member Since: February 4th, 2011 04:24 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 05:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: I don't think you're real. You are obviously Photoshopped.
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About OlderThanDirt

What do you wanna know? Eh? Think your pretty smart with your fancy-shmancy new eye phones, or booknotes or whatever you young folks use nowadays. In my day we were lucky to have flat rocks and live scorpions to write with. Don't get me started with the dangerous wildlife. Eat or be eaten. Those were the days I tell ya.

Yes I'm old.


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