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  • Real Name: OlderThanDirt
  • Location: Somewhere in a cave
  • Member Since: February 4th, 2011
  • Last Seen: October 25th, 2014 10:37 am
  • Personal tag line: I don't think you're real. You are obviously Photoshopped.
  • Message board posts: 0

About OlderThanDirt

What do you wanna know? Eh? Think your pretty smart with your fancy-shmancy new computers, or notebook or whatever you young folks use nowadays. In my day we were lucky to have flat rocks and live scorpions to write with.

Yes I'm old.


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