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  • Real Name: Nuke
  • Location: I could be anywhere. Maybe even say..... right behind you!!!!
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008 09:22 am
  • Last Seen: November 11th, 2013 11:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: taggilicious
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About Nuke

I'm a 40 foot tall crocodilemonkeyhybrid with a massive....lasergun attached to my neck. I work at wallmarkt where I blow stuff up. My hobbies include, but not limited to, blowing stuff up that is not wallmarkt, eating small children, blowing some more stuff up, lowering the average level of humor on and totally not planning terrorist attacks (I swear it wasn't me, Dereck must have put them there). Oh and making crappy and not always funny drawings when I'm bored in class, altough I can't draw, but it's the idea that counts. And the calculator. That counts to. I mean like literally. See what I just did? Lowering the average level of comedy on this site. That's one of my hobbies:)


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