Nuclear_Siafu

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  • Real Name: Johan Volkert
  • Location: Florida Panhandle
  • Member Since: January 9th, 2010
  • Last Seen: August 16th, 2014 1:07 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm Here, I'm Highly Irradiated, Get Used to It!
  • Message board posts: 287

About Nuclear_Siafu

Hello, my name is Ben. I write under the pen name Johan Volkert. If you would like me to write for you, feel free to contact me here: nuclearsiafu@gmail.com

I've been writing most of my life. Every now and then, I make something I think that others may enjoy and stick it somewhere on the web.

Check my blog:
http://nuclearsiafu.blogspot.com/

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http://twitter.com/johanvolkert

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