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  • Real Name: Johan Volkert
  • Location: Florida Panhandle
  • Member Since: January 9th, 2010 10:35 am
  • Last Seen: October 3rd, 2015 09:00 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm Here, I'm Highly Irradiated, Get Used to It!
  • Message board posts: 288

About Nuclear_Siafu

Hello, my name is Ben. I write under the pen name Johan Volkert. If you would like me to write for you, feel free to contact me here:

I've been writing most of my life. Every now and then, I make something I think that others may enjoy and stick it somewhere on the web.

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