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  • Real Name: Mark Christon
  • Location: I can see trees and cows from where I am, if you know where I am, please help.
  • Member Since: March 31st, 2010 09:41 am
  • Last Seen: October 23rd, 2010 11:10 am
  • Personal tag line: I just blue myself.
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About Mr_Shmoo

I like reading romantic novels, chai tea, and long walks on the beach. No fat chicks.


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