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  • Real Name: Metus
  • Location: Polis Massa
  • Member Since: October 22nd, 2011 09:40 pm
  • Last Seen: February 11th, 2016 12:43 am
  • Personal tag line: My profile picture is my girlfriend. I love her a ton. :3
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About Metus

I may act outgoing online, but I'm really not. If you talked to me face to face, I'd be anxious and shy. I'm a nice guy, unfortunately, it may not always seem like it because I'm so terrified of human interaction.
I lead a calm life, and in fact most of the fun in my day comes from Jorie. ;)

I also frequent, I enjoy writing sci-fi and fantasy, and playing various PC games. Also, I listen to a wide array of music including metal.

Probably the most important thing in my life right now is my relationship with my wonderful girlfriend. ^_^ After that is fantasy/sci fi/horror writing. (Equally important to my writing is college. I finished my first year several months ago with a 3.8 GPA, making the Dean's List while taking classes 3 years ahead of my grade. Okay, my bragging is done now.)

Random fact: I'd like to go to Comic-Con at some point, but I'm too busy and too poor right now.

Oh, and I'm an atheist, but not one of the dickish ones.


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