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  • Real Name: Max Prowess
  • Location: Aztlan
  • Member Since: February 7th, 2008 09:05 am
  • Last Seen: February 13th, 2010 07:34 am
  • Personal tag line: Fuck being Prince Charming, that means I'll have to get married.
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About MaxProwess

My mother keeps telling me I am an accident. Then I remind her that we are catholic and that no child is an accident in the catholic church.

When I was a little boy, my father once said "Mijo, venga aqi." So I ran over, he picked me up, set me on his lap, and said: "Mijo, sometimes, joo just gotta play with them titties."


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