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  • Real Name: MattNightingale
  • Location: Winnipeg
  • Member Since: September 1st, 2009 07:47 pm
  • Last Seen: December 30th, 2010 11:41 am
  • Personal tag line: No-time Olympic Bobsleigh Champion and Purina Hall of Fame Inductee
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About MattNightingale

Matthew Nightingale is a graduate of Upper Canada Clown College with a Master's Degree in Balloon Animal Husbandry. He is a founding member of the Pen15 Club, and could probably beat up your dad.

He enjoys long romantic walks to the beer store and irony.

His turn-ons include coffee breath and violating parole.

His turn-offs include cold hands and Hot Carls.


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