Matthew Nightingale is a graduate of Upper Canada Clown College with a Master's Degree in Balloon Animal Husbandry. He is a founding member of the Pen15 Club, and could probably beat up your dad.
He enjoys long romantic walks to the beer store and irony.
His turn-ons include coffee breath and violating parole.
His turn-offs include cold hands and Hot Carls.
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