MattNightingale
- Real Name: MattNightingale
- Location: Winnipeg
- Member Since: September 1st, 2009
- Last Seen: December 30th, 2010 11:41 am
- Personal tag line: No-time Olympic Bobsleigh Champion and Purina Hall of Fame Inductee
- Message board posts: 1
About MattNightingale
Matthew Nightingale is a graduate of Upper Canada Clown College with a Master's Degree in Balloon Animal Husbandry. He is a founding member of the Pen15 Club, and could probably beat up your dad.
He enjoys long romantic walks to the beer store and irony.
His turn-ons include coffee breath and violating parole.
His turn-offs include cold hands and Hot Carls.
He enjoys long romantic walks to the beer store and irony.
His turn-ons include coffee breath and violating parole.
His turn-offs include cold hands and Hot Carls.
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