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  • Real Name: David Brigham
  • Location: Cincinnati, OH
  • Member Since: January 15th, 2013 04:10 am
  • Last Seen: September 22nd, 2016 11:19 pm
  • Personal tag line: Best Chums
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About MarcusRufus

Founding member of the "Marcus Rufus Comedy Company. I'm cursed/blessed with a brain that keeps throwing weird thoughts at me.
I love the English language. It is so full of possibilities. I do wonder how funny I would be if I grew up speaking Spanish instead.

The following will screw you up. When you hear someone speaking in a language you do not understand, start to think of them as talking in gibberish or saying English words backwards. It really changes your perceptions.
(Side note: The drug Ambien, does the name mean good morning in Spanish?)

I spend my non working hours writing, photoshopping, video editing, and working with 3d graphics. Would love to have those talents turn into my working hours.


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