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  • Real Name: Makuch
  • Location: A small white room. With no doors. And twelve windows
  • Member Since: March 6th, 2010 07:13 pm
  • Last Seen: May 25th, 2016 03:35 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hollowed out baby pandas make the best shoes
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About Makuch

I write music, short stories, and dick jokes. I use oxford comma. Why? Because it's awesome


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