MVB

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  • Real Name: Michael V. Bramley
  • Location: New York City
  • Member Since: July 26th, 2010 08:51 am
  • Last Seen: November 19th, 2016 01:24 pm
  • Personal tag line: A Lifeform of Earthly Origin
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About MVB

I am a sentient, carbon-based, human lifeform and I definitely originated on the planet Earth (I most certainly did not arrive here in 'a screaming ball of fire that split the heavens' as some of my detractors have unfairly claimed). I used to reside in the UK, but I moved to the USA to get married (and not, because I was being chased by lizard monsters dressed in the skin of influential people, as some of my detractors have unfairly claimed).

I work as a freelance writer, artist and editor of things, because these are my passions (and not because I am in hiding from the reptile elite, as some of my detractors have unfairly claimed).

I keep two turtles as pets (think about it, why would someone who is frightened of a reptilian ruling class keep semi-aquatic reptiles prisoner in a glass aquarium?!).

I co-created and wrote the dystopian/humour/mystery/horror comic 'Sherbet', which can be found in several comic stores in both the UK and the US, as well as on Comixology: https://www.comixology.com/Sherbet-Vol-1/digital-comic/393554 (It is just a comic and not an omen, as some of my detractors have unfairly claimed.)

I also design pop-culture T-Shirts and sell them on Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/TheMVB/portfolio (take that reptilian elite!)

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