Lickflame

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  • Real Name: Lickflame
  • Location: Melbourne, Australia
  • Member Since: April 12th, 2010
  • Last Seen: February 9th, 2012 3:10 am
  • Personal tag line: too... much... pressure... to... be... witty!
  • Message board posts: 0

About Lickflame

I read Cracked articles and try and memorize as much as I can so that I can appear witty in social situations (making me seem kooky and eccentric) which is really just me talking to myself as I walk around my one person flat in my underwear. (self degrading reference to make me seem pathetic) Doing something that is random, but not so random that it seems unbelievable, and involves a certain element of 'crazy' that will make me seem cool and make me seem like the type of guy who doesn't care about what people think of me (this all acting as a crude mechanism to try and foster admiration and friendship in others)

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