KingxMetal
- Real Name: KingxMetal
- Location: The womb of Sutara....wherever and whatever the fuck that is.
- Member Since: August 30th, 2010
- Last Seen: April 29th, 2011 1:41 pm
- Personal tag line: In a box full of bright crayons you're the black one
- Message board posts: 5
About KingxMetal
I was once part of a secret satanic cult. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff. Anal stuff. I was granted great powers that I have not yet figured out because those bastards in the cult won't tell me how to use them. What a bunch of pricks.
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