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  • Real Name: KingxMetal
  • Location: The womb of Sutara....wherever and whatever the fuck that is.
  • Member Since: August 30th, 2010 11:37 pm
  • Last Seen: January 6th, 2013 10:09 pm
  • Personal tag line: In a box full of bright crayons you're the black one
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About KingxMetal

I was once part of a secret satanic cult. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff. Anal stuff. I was granted great powers that I have not yet figured out because those bastards in the cult won't tell me how to use them. What a bunch of pricks.


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