KillerofSnakes

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  • Real Name: Ed Dralim
  • Location: Fargstonberg
  • Member Since: January 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 7th, 2009 9:16 am
  • Personal tag line: Don't steal my tag line.
  • Message board posts: 14

About KillerofSnakes

Enough about me. What do you like to do? Probably fun stuff. You're so cool.
I'm a little embarrassed to admit this.. but every time I close my eyes and think of you I imagine you shirtless, on a heavenly-blue moonlit night, mounted firmly on the bare shoulders of a pitch-black stallion galloping through a car wash.

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