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  • Real Name: JoshMcCarty
  • Location: Hornlake,Mississippi.
  • Member Since: July 8th, 2008 07:03 pm
  • Last Seen: November 1st, 2010 04:31 pm
  • Personal tag line: Look at my shirt. What does it say? U.S. Marine! I wasnt born in some fag hippie-commune. Im a death dealing killer, in my free time I do pushups till my knuckles bleed, then I sharpen my knife.
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About JoshMcCarty

My name is joshua, but you can call me tater.
Im 18 years old.
My favorite website is
I have a son named William Alexander. He is 6 months old and has very dark skin with black hair(His mommas side) and is very quiet(My side). Sadly she took him away from me, so I dont get to see him, but I love him all the same.
I am an alcholic, but I vow to seek help very soon.
I love music, its my thing. Without it I wouldnt have very much.
I am an avid gun collecter, and sportsman.
I am on a sportsteam, but its paintball. Alot of people dont see it as a sport, but if they played it they would understand.I guess thats it.


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