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  • Real Name: JohnnyCult
  • Location: In The Ether
  • Member Since: December 20th, 2011 02:08 pm
  • Last Seen: December 22nd, 2011 08:06 am
  • Personal tag line: Not A Reality Television Star
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About JohnnyCult

Originator of the farting dick joke (seamlessly combining fart and dick jokes to create an entirely new genre), professional shoplifter, human beatbox, retired golfer, astronaut, and zombie.

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