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  • Real Name: Ross
  • Location: Lynchburg, VA
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2007 12:41 pm
  • Last Seen: October 19th, 2008 07:40 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hannah Montana is punched. Glory reigns.
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About Jewfro

Jewish, genius. A pit of despair in a world of bright, happy people, daisies, and Brangelina. A wellspring of happiness in a world of death, destruction, and Richard Simmons.

My idol is the mustache. Oh yes. Hulk Hogan. Burt Reynolds. Even Edward Norton in Rounders. These men are great...because of the mustache.

Oh, and Freddie Mercury. Hells yeah.


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