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  • Real Name: AlexandrüDude
  • Location: Romania - Cluj-Napoca
  • Member Since: March 1st, 2010 08:51 pm
  • Last Seen: September 20th, 2010 10:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.
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About JesusDude

So I'm a dude 180cm and 58kg ugly, i listen to music ,that 60's to 90's shit with guitars drums and people that yell.I know how important the four food groups (alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat) are and I respect and take them every day.I drink refreshing bevereges like alcohol and such What I'm trying to say is, I'm not a drinker - I'm a drunk.I'm paranoied at times and happy in others. i love and i'm at peace with anyone who's at peace with me\. the rest i hate,the fuckers. i dream of a better tomorrow. i write poetry if you can call it poetry, and all of it is for her.


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