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  • Real Name: Captain Hobo
  • Location: On the road
  • Member Since: August 20th, 2008 09:03 am
  • Last Seen: February 27th, 2015 07:42 am
  • Personal tag line: Absurdly unlucky yet optimistic
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About JamesT

How do I change my 'about me' description? Is this is it? Shit...SHIT I think I just deleted my email. Is this it? Do...do I press this button? DAMN. I think I deleted my bank account.

JamesT lives on the edge of society, taking very little and giving back even less. He is a published author, writing for "All The Shivs And More," a periodical exclusively circulated in prisons, and has authored several books on the dangers of letting elephants watch Nicolas Cage movies.

Always make sure to wipe your feet!


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