Despite what you may think, I am NOT Billy Idol. For whatever reason you have to believe I AM Billy Idol, I must sadly inform you these reasons are false and I am, in fact, NOT Billy Idol. Some people think I am. They are wrong. So stop asking. I am not Billy Idol. If you continue to pursue the unbelievable lie that I AM Billy Idol- then I- a man who is NOT Billy Idol- will have to take extreme action to prove, to you (who thinks I AM Billy Idol), that I am, for all intent and purposes, NOT Billy Idol.

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