H_Sophisto

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  • Real Name: H_Sophisto
  • Location: Earth
  • Member Since: February 2nd, 2014
  • Last Seen: July 27th, 2014 6:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: "Fiendish Dr. Wu...."
  • Message board posts: 8

About H_Sophisto

I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole damn army put together. And while you out there chantin' at rallies and brow-beatin' politicians, I'm takin' out any money frontin' sucker on the humble that gets in my way. So I tell ya' what - when your so called revolution starts, you call me and I'll be right down in front showin' you how it's done. But until then, you need to shut the fuck up when grown folks is talkin'!

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