Gypsymagic

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  • Real Name: Gypsymagic
  • Location: Denmark
  • Member Since: September 30th, 2009
  • Last Seen: February 17th, 2013 11:17 am
  • Personal tag line: I don't actually look like that. Well, perhaps a bit. Okay, the clothes.
  • Message board posts: 0

About Gypsymagic

Interests:
Looking in other peoples windows, camels, generalised cruelty to pigeons (and cats), helping the oppressed in their eternal struggle, curing virgins, toppling tall buildings with the venting of my esophagus, Erotic films involving dolphins (difficult to film, but oh so rewarding), American bating (telling them that they don't actually live in a democracy, that social democracy is the true path to enlightenment, that Ronald Regan was gay, that Abraham Lincoln was a pacifist pansy and had been to France - etc etc.) extreme polka, dipping live pigeons in liquid nitrogen and then hitting them with hammers, sneezing, building models of the Eiffel tower entirely out of frozen owl pellets, stealing, teasing smokers, beating children, biting young women on busses, ski jumping over burning yachts, chopping down willow trees, licking macs, reading long books about how to be depressed in Russian, Russians, Poles, Other Eastern Europeans, golf, usury, flower arranging, synchronised tractor abuse, making models of naked women out of masking tape, bicycle pumps, extravagant raised-leg farts, pork, getting other people to do work for me, chopping the heads off pigeons with scissors while sitting on a fountain in Copenhagen whistling old English folk tunes, wooden floors, wooden shelving, wooden legs, wood, Pride and *(^$(*^$* Prejudice, pedometers, fish-scales, other scales, not putting things in alphabetical order, Golf.

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