geniuswaitress

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  • Real Name: Kelly Robinson
  • Location: Appalachia
  • Member Since: July 7th, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 19th, 2014 7:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: Year of the rat? I'm still writing monkey on my checks.
  • Message board posts: 164

About geniuswaitress

I'm a loud-mouthed Southern freelancer who drinks bourbon and Tab. I've written for Mental Floss, Rue Morgue, Smithsonian, and some dumber magazines.

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