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  • Real Name: Gabriel Kalaia
  • Location: London - York, 14.00 National Express, Carriage F, Seat 58
  • Member Since: May 24th, 2008 03:39 am
  • Last Seen: December 18th, 2012 02:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: Time is an illusion...lunchtime, doubly so
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About Gabriel_Kalaia

When God closes a door, he closes it on your head...repeatedly...until you stop twitching.


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