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  • Real Name: Fat_Tony81
  • Location: Morristown TN
  • Member Since: July 11th, 2010 09:48 pm
  • Last Seen: August 20th, 2011 09:53 am
  • Personal tag line: You only have one life to waste...unless you are Ulguth Rorgnor Stomper of Puppies, as I am.
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About Fat_Tony81

It is obvious that I love to laugh which is why I created an account here. Other than that you only things need to know are that I was found not guilty due to lack of evidence and the states star witness's disappearence, I may or may not be physically abusive to my parents, I once punched a cow in the face for making racist jokes, I have memorized the lyrics to EVERY Lady Gaga song so that I can chant them as I slaughter sheep and something HAS to bleed for me to become sexually aroused. Thank you.


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