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  • Real Name: EricCartmenez
  • Location: In-ger-land! UK
  • Member Since: May 20th, 2010 01:46 am
  • Last Seen: January 7th, 2012 06:51 am
  • Personal tag line: I swear to God I'm a madman.
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About EricCartmenez

...He was the kind of a phony that have to give themselves room when they answer somebody's question. of those guys that think they're being a pansy if they don't break around forty of your fingers when they shake hands with you.

...the kind of a guy that won't talk to you unless you're a big shot.


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