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  • Real Name: Elford
  • Location: Dallas
  • Member Since: July 17th, 2011
  • Last Seen: September 19th, 2014 3:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 32

About Elford

I enjoy writing, and I've killed enough time on this site that I feel it's only fair I try to contribute. For the children.



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