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  • Real Name: Eel
  • Location: Columbia, MO, USA
  • Member Since: July 14th, 2006 03:40 pm
  • Last Seen: April 16th, 2012 08:23 pm
  • Personal tag line: hello. i'm johnny cash.
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About Eel

i'm made out of numbers and i live on fractal mountain.

i eat only candy and pizza, and drink only mountain dew.


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