Dutch Rudder

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  • Real Name: Dutch Rudder
  • Location: Detroit Rock City
  • Member Since: October 31st, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2014 9:40 pm
  • Personal tag line: It's only funny until someone loses an eye, and then it's just hilarious.
  • Message board posts: 571

About Dutch Rudder

I wish I was a little bit taller.
I wish I was a baller.

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