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  • Real Name: Craig Sheehan
  • Location: Blue Mountains, New South Wales, Australia
  • Member Since: April 22nd, 2008
  • Last Seen: June 8th, 2013 5:35 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 44

About Derelictman

I write books that nobody reads, movies that never get produced, and songs that I never even play. I'm twenty-seven years old, unemployed, and I live with my parents. I'm studying to be an accounts clerk. This website is the only good thing going on in my sad little life.

Just kidding! I also have a pretty good dog.



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