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  • Real Name: Cristian Avendao
  • Location: Punta Arenas, Chile
  • Member Since: September 7th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 11th, 2014 7:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: Yet another jackass with a Joker avatar. Seriously, guys, be more creative!
  • Message board posts: 0

About Dalf

I'm chilean, so I don't speak english as a first language. However, most guys from my generation are able to read and communicate easily with english speaking people, because we've been literally surrounded by american stuff since we were born (TV shows, subtitled movies, etc).
Myself? I practice reading articles filled with dick jokes and the f-word, like it was intended since the beggining..
And even tough I live in another country (gasp!), I don't hate americans or your president in particular. Actually, down here... we don't even care.
As long as Cracked exists, I'm cool with you, baseball-loving, beer-drinking, apple pie-eating freaks.


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