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  • Real Name: Mel Danilevsky
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  • Member Since: July 28th, 2008 05:44 pm
  • Last Seen: November 2nd, 2015 11:40 pm
  • Personal tag line: If you're stupid, you were born stupid, you've lived stupid, you'll die stupid.
  • Message board posts: 1

About DAMellen

I teach children. Badly. As a joke. I'm hoping in about twenty years, everyone will be so stupid that I'll be able to take over.


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