DAMellen

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  • Real Name: Dan Mellen
  • Location: Seattle
  • Member Since: July 28th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 22nd, 2012 11:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: If you're stupid, you were born stupid, you've lived stupid, you'll die stupid.
  • Message board posts: 1

About DAMellen

I teach children. Badly. Because it's funny. 4+4 = Taco is one of my most popular lessons. I'm hoping in about twenty years, everyone in Seattle will be so stupid that I'll just be able to take over.

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