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  • Real Name: Matt S.
  • Location: Right behind you!
  • Member Since: January 13th, 2013 03:28 pm
  • Last Seen: September 28th, 2014 01:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm creative enough to write a tagline, but too lazy to express that creativity.
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About CriticUltima

I'm just a person in a place at a time. Anime lover, George Carlin fanatic, and daily Cracked reader. Don't you remember, you saw me that one time. Oh, you don't? Well I saw you. I'm good at everything except things that require movement.


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