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  • Real Name: Commander Kruge
  • Location: Bonn, Germany
  • Member Since: February 19th, 2011 04:02 pm
  • Last Seen: November 21st, 2014 04:29 pm
  • Personal tag line: "What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans!"
  • Message board posts: 1,356

About CommanderKruge

I was born in 1971 and then became fat and bald.


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