Christoff

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  • Real Name: Christoff
  • Location: Australia.
  • Member Since: February 4th, 2012
  • Last Seen: February 6th, 2012 5:53 pm
  • Personal tag line: STATUS: Not yet slaughtered by wild animals.
  • Message board posts: 1

About Christoff

Whats to say? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I like crocodile flesh and the screams of the innocent. But who doesn't?
I want to work for cracked because I desire to roll in the precious yellow, purple and orange that constitutes our currency. WARNING: SIMPSONS REFERENCE: "Our money sure is gay, isn't it?"

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