Captainium

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  • Real Name: Captainium
  • Location: A Pirate Ship
  • Member Since: July 16th, 2008
  • Last Seen: June 10th, 2010 5:57 am
  • Personal tag line: Cryptic Metaphor
  • Message board posts: 0

About Captainium

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy fighting crime with the power of DANCE!

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