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  • Real Name: CaptainSpanky
  • Location: Wherever people are groaning at a horrible, brain-tumor-inducing pun
  • Member Since: January 19th, 2008 05:53 pm
  • Last Seen: March 26th, 2008 03:15 am
  • Personal tag line: The mattress you can eat!
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