Well its Campbell here, reporting from my base deep underground, away from the ravenous hordes of the undead. I ain't gonna tell ya exactly where, cos any day now, your sorry butt is gonna get Zombified and then you'll hunt me down to feast on my sweet delicous brains.
I am Australian, which means that I regard most of America with the same fascination that causes people to squeeze pimples into a mirror. Its kinda gross and there's things you can do to stop them appearing, but damn it is satisfying. That was a rather poor, involved, metaphor that probably hasn't won me any friends.
Anyway, I love to laugh, my favourite comedian is Bill Hicks, favourite comedy is Arrested Development and I recently was a part of the Melbourne International Comedy festival. Which has not been the chick magnet that was promised...
In more recent news, I have been inspired by the wonderful Daniel O'Brien to begin a blog, which you can read at http://campbelljohndecoite.blogspot.com/
if thats at all your thing!
I also run the Emma Watson themed blog, That's Not My Wand http://campbelld.wordpress.com/
Which I haven't been arrested for as yet. There's always tommorrow!
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