BonMot

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  • Real Name: BonMot
  • Location: Fairbanks, AK
  • Member Since: August 3rd, 2011 02:00 pm
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2014 01:24 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm not as smart as I look.
  • Message board posts: 22

About BonMot

If a hermit crab mugged a snail for its shell, would it be classified as a home-invasion or a car-jacking?

The eggplant has to be the most ominous of all vegetables. Despite the silly name, it looks like Beelzebub's dingle-dangle.

I like to brush my teeth before I blow up baloons, just in case one of them pops in somebody's face. I don't want them to think I have bad breath.

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