BeanBurrito's parents are unknown as of yet; he was left on the doorstep of an orphanage on a rainy night in the midst of a meltdown of a nearby nuclear generator. When the owner of the orphanage picked up the soggy Dominoes Pizza box that held the baby, the cardboard ripped in half and the baby fell to the ground. This would set the tone of that baby's life.

Today, BeanBurrito enjoys long walks on the beaches, has two darling children, and loves to make up fictitious stories about himself.