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  • Real Name: Dave Gong
  • Location: Illinois
  • Member Since: January 26th, 2010 04:38 pm
  • Last Seen: September 17th, 2010 07:07 am
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About Assarax

Assarax (aka Dave; aka Lord HaXXington III) is one of those types that grew up on the internet. No social life to speak of, he spends his time amusing himself with the usual; porn, laughing at the misfortune of others that someone has so graciously uploaded to youtube, online games and recently, writing for Cracked.

Don't judge me, for I will be the harbinger of your destruction!


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