Assarax (aka Dave; aka Lord HaXXington III) is one of those types that grew up on the internet. No social life to speak of, he spends his time amusing himself with the usual; porn, laughing at the misfortune of others that someone has so graciously uploaded to youtube, online games and recently, writing for Cracked.
Don't judge me, for I will be the harbinger of your destruction!
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