Assarax

Illinois

Real Name:

Dave Gong

Member Since:

January 26, 2010

About Me

Assarax (aka Dave; aka Lord HaXXington III) is one of those types that grew up on the internet. No social life to speak of, he spends his time amusing himself with the usual; porn, laughing at the misfortune of others that someone has so graciously uploaded to youtube, online games and recently, writing for Cracked.

Don't judge me, for I will be the harbinger of your destruction!