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  • Real Name: Apretando
  • Location: North Carolina
  • Member Since: June 23rd, 2008 05:04 pm
  • Last Seen: January 2nd, 2016 11:41 am
  • Personal tag line: Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?
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About Apretando

Shh, don't be scared.
*unzips pants*
It's just my balls.


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