Alyeska Some pretend place hysterically funny. Like Utah.
- Real Name:
- Alyeska
- Member Since:
- November 28, 2008
About Me
I'm far too busy crafting witty, insightful material for Cracked and Rachel Ray's Everyday magazine to be bothered carrying on about my exploits here. However, I will say two things: 1) Cockrings are not nearly as romantic as their manufacturers would have one believe, and 2) I said "fart" in the first sentence. Look it up.