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  • Real Name: Altair
  • Location: New York City
  • Member Since: May 23rd, 2008
  • Last Seen: December 28th, 2008 8:31 am
  • Personal tag line: You're my beach!
  • Message board posts: 62

About Altair

I don't have an "About Me" because I am too busy owning noobs like you on Halo 3, beach!


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