Abyssinal

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  • Real Name: Abyssinal
  • Location: Pennsylvania
  • Member Since: August 24th, 2011
  • Last Seen: December 4th, 2013 8:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: This is what it sounds like when the...fuck yourself.
  • Message board posts: 19

About Abyssinal

I write things. Funny things. Funny things about things that are funny. I also include the word penis a lot...and often, I weep openly while playing El Debarge records.

I write, right here...down there...below, you know what I mean.

http://eltonsaysthings.blogspot.com

http://www.funnyordie.com/abyssinal

http://comedyrants.com/practical-advice-learned-in-the-bathroom-number-two

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