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  • Real Name: Abyssinal
  • Location: Pennsylvania
  • Member Since: August 24th, 2011 01:32 pm
  • Last Seen: July 21st, 2014 08:12 pm
  • Personal tag line: This is what it sounds like when the...fuck yourself.
  • Message board posts: 19

About Abyssinal

I write things. Funny things. Funny things about things that are funny. I also include the word penis a lot...and often, I weep openly while playing El Debarge records.

I write, right here...down there...below, you know what I mean.





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