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  • Real Name: AbstemiousDrunk
  • Location: Somewhere nice...
  • Member Since: May 15th, 2010 09:46 am
  • Last Seen: September 12th, 2016 11:28 pm
  • Personal tag line: Acta est fabula... plaudite!
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About AbstemiousDrunk

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.....


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